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This website wasn't originally intended to be just about Pompey Football Club, and it wasn't due to go "live" until sometime towards the end of February, but right now our great old club is in trouble, so I decided to plunge in, air a few of my views, and try to do my bit towards "rallying the troops. PUP. |
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I've just made a slight change to the way I'm presenting this site for the moment - this page will now have all my most recent thoughts and ideas as they come to me, with the newest items nearest the top of the page. My earlier bits and pieces can be read via the links to the right of this page. Hope you enjoy my efforts, and do feel free to e-mail me any thoughts of your own, via the button on the left. |
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| FIGHT OF THE PHOENIX? |
| Not the preferred option - but Plan B could just provide the means to stop anyone redeveloping Fratton Park for anything other than football. |
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Like the majority of Pompey fans, I want most of our efforts to be concentrated on saving the club in its present form, but I'm also realistic to know that none of us can lay our hands on the money it would need to prise it away from the clutches of the people who have contrived to bring it to the brink of extinction.
Basically, we need an eleventh hour saviour - preferably a genuine one this time, and not a "messiah" who seems to think he can walk under water, rather than on it. But who is likely to step in at the last moment and agree to buy the club for whatever price it is that Andy Pandy has been asking prospective buyers so far? Only a madman.
So that leaves Balram Chanrai, who appears to be controlling Andy, so that the Administrator is more concerned with maximising Chanrai's return than in getting the best price available under current market conditions, in order to get the best deal for all CSI's creditors. How legal that situation is, I don't know - all I do know is that Chanrai does appear, on the face of it, to be CSI's largest credditor, so maybe it is kosher.
Now, if Pompey is allowed to fold, Chanrai's one chance of coming out of the mess without a big hole in his pocket is to be able to sell for development, or develop himself, a football ground that is currently protected by local legislation, and may still be subject to the covenant placed upon the land when it was first given to the football club in the late 19th century.
Chanrai could contest these restrictions, of course, but it would take a long time, and a lot of money. His main argument would be that, with Pompey gone, there is no viable alternative club to make use of Fratton Park. But if the "Phoenix Club" rises from the flames in time for the FL to accept its viability, then that argument goes out the window in a puff of smoke, the way I see it.
That would leave Chanrai with two alternatives: sell the ground to the new club, under some sort of mortgage arrangement, or agree an annual rental that could be seen to be fair and realistic to an embryonic new Pompey. And I don't think Mr C would be too keen on either of those options.
Rather, I think, he will choose to keep the present club afloat for as long as possible, and hopefully both David Lampitt and the FL will prevent him asset-stripping by selling off our best young players. Meantime, the Supporters Trust and all other interested parties must press ahead with arrangements to create a new club, even if it isn't needed for another six months or more.
All the time the threat of its emergence remains, it is a thorn in the side of anyone who thinks they are going to get away with redeveloping our "Old Lady" for any purpose other than football. The Phoenix will have claws, even before it rises ...
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| Wednesday 8 February 2012 - 15.20 pm |
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| WHAT THE DICKENS? |
On the 200th anniversary of the birth of arguably Portsmouth's most famous son, surely the goings-on with Pompey would be too unbelievable even for good old Charlie to put into a book? |
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. (A Tale of Two Cities - 1859)) |
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One of my favourite books, with perhaps my all-time favourite opening, written more than 150 years ago, and yet most of it could apply to the situation we Pompey fans find ourselves in.
Best of times? Hard to imagine, let alone justify? Oh, I don't know - we've managed to find ourselves a manager who, given a bit of time and a modicum of funding, looks destined to stand alongside some of the great names in football management, and we've got the makings of a decent squad, with a fair bunch of promising youngsters on the way through.
But, as it was for so many of the characters in Dickens' novel set in the French Revolution, the shadow of the scaffold, and the HMRC guillotine hangs darkly across everything to do with Fratton Park just now, and so we may, regardless of footballing potential, be going to a metaphoric hell very soon, unless some divine hand decides to take pity on us. |
Now, regardless of whether we believe in miraculous intervention, or not, one thing seems pretty certain, and that is that there is no "divine hand" coming up from beneath the waves. So that let's out Joe Cala, a character even Dickens might have baulked at creating, although perhaps Mr Micawber?
Indeed, no. Cala is no Micawber, just an optimist, and we fans are more and more reduced to Micawber-like optimism that "something will turn up."
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Which seems to be more or less all Andy Pandy Andronikou has been able to offer, after so many weeks of promises, changes of tack, splutterings, secrecy, and now, finally, crawling on his knees to a city council who really can't afford to go throwing our money around on mistakes made by speculators.
Andy now has to face his alleged "master", and he has to make an awkward choice. Does he face the facts, and tell Balram Chanrai that there's no way he's going to get his asking price for Pompey, or does he duck it, and carry on looking for a goose with a few dozen golden eggs to spare? |
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Having now wasted so much time, ironically Andy can now do Pompey a big favour and tell Mr Chanrai that there's not a hope in hell anyone is going to match his asking price and other curious terms concerning the ground itself - at least, not right now, especially when the world and Harry's dog can see we're under siege and running out of ammunition.
To me, Chanrai has only one sensible option - take the club back, fund the basics, including and especially the tax debts, to the end of the season, and see what comes along them. And, whilst he's at it, he might think twice about using Andy when it does come to finding a buyer.
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Actually, one of the best potential routes to a genuine buyer could be through David Lampitt, who has, after all, got rather a lot of contacts and friends in the corridors of footballing power.
Some have suggested Chanrai, if he can manage to wrestle Pompey clear of the CSI administration, might feel inclined to try to dispose of the services of the man who apparently blocked player sales on deadline day. |
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That would be cutting off his nose to spite his face, however. Why did he, and then CSI involve Lampwick in the first instance? Because Lampwick, the faithful footballing ratainer, has a reputation with the FA and FL that would make Little Nell seem like the dodgy bint who never has to buy her own drinks down the pub.
So, if Chanrai hopes to salvage anything approaching a "score draw" out of this, he needs to keep youngt David definitely on side. Sack him, for whatever reasons, and the footballing world is likely to turn its back on Chanrai. He will be seen as Scrooge, Fagin Bill Sikes and Uriah Heep all rolled into one - and ultimately it could be his financial head that rolls, although that would be scant consolotation to the fans, if we are left with no club at the end of it all.
Of course, all this is just speculation - my speculation, as it happens - and I've been around for far too long to expect endings in real life to come as neatly wrapped up as they are in fiction, so I'm making no predictions as such, for fear of looking a proper Charlie.
Instead, as the saga rumbles on, I think I'll make like Oliver Twist, but I shan't ask for more, rather I'll simply wait for it, quietly. After all, it seems it's Chanrai and Andy who are doing the asking, and the pair of them should remember what happened to poor Oliver when he dared ask for more than was his alloted portion - the poor lad got his arse whipped!
Stay tuned for the next gripping instalment folks ...
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| Tuesday 7 February 2012 - 15.50 pm |
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| BUN FIGHT AT THE F.P. CORRAL LOOMS LARGE |
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Chanrai is coming to town - again. Handy Andy has had the begging bowl out and been waving it in the direction of Portsmouth City Council. Lampwick has said nothing, but then there's nothing much more he can say that hasn't been said already. Meanwhile, doom and gloom pervades the old town, and more and more people seem resigned to the much talked about Plan B - even though nobody - on the face of it, at least - has actually done much about preparing for it.
So, what happens next? One thing is for certain, the tax man has to be paid, or else it's all over, with or without the fat lady's vocal accompaniment. If the politicians press harder, HMRC could just postpone the axe for another week or so, but Portsmouth Football Club have few friends in the revenue's ranks, of that we can be sure, and, with other clubs - especially Rangers, up there in Scotland - up to their necks in tax arrears, any favours towards Fratton would set a dangerous precedent.
Right now, Portsmouth City are refusing financial help, not that they have much alternative; they do have contingency funds, it's true, despite the recession, but to "invest" any of that nest-egg in an organisation, the control of which, as in who's owed what, when and why, is far from clear, could prove to be political suicide. Even an all-party agreement is likely to provide ammunition for those sectors already gunning against cut-backs.
People have spoken about PCC having just been given £1 billion in development funding, but that money simply does not yet exist - it will come from levies on new developments, as and when they happen, and that isn't likely to start up any time soon. Maybe in the future, though, if circumstances - and ownership of PFC - change.
Meanwhile, Chanrai is flying back, with many people assuming he is doing so in order to wind everything up and grab what he can. For my part, I don't believe that's his intention, not unless he wants to drop a very large sackful of potential dosh, and tie up a whole lot more in a football ground that is not going to be available for redevelopment this side of several years of legal in-fighting.
No, Mr Chanrai is heading back to see just what he can salvage, by whatever means, regardless of whether supporters of the club consider them fair, or not. He's coming here to confront OLampwick and to kick Andy Pandy up the backside, because they haven't, or wouldn't, deliver him what he wanted - namely another slice of wonga, regardless of any thoughts for football, or fans.
Andy couldn't do anything, because he was, in my opinion, given an impossible remit. Find a buyer, or buyers for the club, yes - and yes, he did have interested parties apart from the mad Italian submariner. But these other interested parties were, presumably, quite sane, and, having looked at what was on offer, decided it wasn't for them - at least, not at the then asking price.
The HMRC petition suddenly added an element of extreme urgency, and matters were also complicated as it meant the club's bank accounts were frozen, so nobody got paid. Will the court release enough money to sort out that, and a few other bills? Who knows? Time will tell - but then we don't have a lot of that left, do we?
Then the transfer window was drawing to a close, and Andy made an all-out effort to raise money from player sales, even appointing an agent, although some have suggested that he acted outside his remit in doing that. As a result, one promising youngster, Ryan Williams, departed for Fulham for a reported fee of £400,000, although how much of that is "cash on the barrelhead" is uncertain.
Reports and rumours started hitting the media. Ipswich made offers for two, three, or even four players, depending on who or what you chose to believe. Some were accepted, some were turned down, and some moves didn't happen because the players involved flatly refused to go. Or did they?
Was there a suspicion of the hand of Lampwick in all this, an iron hand from which the velvet glove had suddenly been removed? I suggested earlier that DL was exhibiting the signs of a man who had just about reached the end of his tether, and I would not be at all surprised if this little episode was not the end result of that.
After all, selling several of our best young players would barely have raised enough cash to cover the WUP £800,000 and the also outstanding next month's tax, which is a further £800,000. Then there would have been the still unpaid wages and the tax on those - and nobody left to sell that anyone else would want to pay out good money on. Lampwick would have been only too well aware of that, I am certain.
And so the crunch is looming, as would have been the case, even without last Saturday's cancelled match. Given that the majority of those who would have attended would have already paid via their season tickets, the club wouldn't have clawed in much more than another £100,000 anyway, and that wouldn't have done more than barely scratch the surface of the problem.
So what next? Well, I reckon that Chanrai is getting very, very twitchy, even if he isn't actually panicking just yet. But the fact that he's announced his imminent appearance suggests he now knows he has to act, and his options are limited - in a nutshell, he has to keep the club from folding, and he really needs to keep it out of administration, as that course of action could result in points deductions and a Division 1 side up for sale, rather than a Championship outfit.
Which means one of two courses of action, given that I doubt whether Lampwick can now be coerced, bullied, or cajoled, and nor can he, unless Chanrai takes the club back, be sacked. Even then, Chanrai will be wary of possible legal action for wrongful dismissal, if he ever chose to go down that route. Besides, if any owner wants to retain any sympathy at the FL, sacking one of their favourite sons ain't the way to go!
With the clock ticking, the first step must be to pay off the £800,000 which is the subject and trigger of the WUP, and perhaps negotiate a slight delay with HMRC over further payments - although the tax man isn't going to allow much leeway, if any. So maybe it will be a case of paying off that second £800,000 chunk, paying the players and other staff, and then going to the suitcase to get the sensible head on.
Put simply, the council aren't going to help financially, and the Trust, for all their good intentions, cannot help financially. But money still has to be found, in order for the club to last out the season, and to sort out the finances - ssome of the higher paid players will be out of contract soon, and others could simply be released on free transfers, even if an element of compensation was necessary.
Meantime, unless Chanrai has suddenly changed his stance on wanting or not wanting to own a football club, we still need new ownership, but no amount of extra time is going to help Andy do what he's failed to do so far. Nobody - nobody in their right mind, that is - is going to pay the current asking price, especially with the other financial complications surrounding the club, so Chanrai is going to have to reconsider what he thinks he can get, rather than what he wants to get - and what the difference will mean to him.
The bottom line is, if the club folds, Baloo is going to take a financial "hit" anyway, and it could be years before he sees any further return on what's left of his investment. He will know this, I am sure. So, there will be no gun fight at the FP Corral, although there may be something of a bun fight, but I expect the outcome to be that Portsmouth Football Club survives, new owners eventually take control of the stables, at a much reduced price, and, if the gods are willing, we, the fans, can get back to supporting our beloved team.
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| Tuesday 7 February 2012 - 11.50 pm |
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| TIME FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE TO FACE THE COLD, HARD FACTS |
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So today's game against Hull has been postponed, because the pitch at Fratton is frozen, and even that apparently simple event has aroused some controversy, with allegations from certain quarters that the groundsman told the club officials yesterday that it would be a "no go" for today, whilst the media reports that it wasn't until the match referee inspected this morning that any decision was made.
Whatever mileage there is to be had out of that line of enquiry, I neither know, nor care, and even some claims that the printers were told yesterday that programmes for today's match wouldn't be needed, and that ordering of food for hospitality today was put on hold don't really tell us anything. Given that there was a fair chance that today would be frozen out, then putting all possible commitments on hold would be a perfectly sensible course of action anyway.
And, talking of perfectly sensible courses of action, from the sound of it the referee had no other option that to call it off for today. With much of the playing surface constantly in shadow, even several hours of sunshine, on a day when the forecasters suggest even the highest temperature will barely nudge plus three degrees, wasn't going to help. Frozen areas need not be large to create real hazards for players, so better to play safe than sorry. A sensible course of action.
Perhaps Mr Chanrai should consider this, as should his little pal, Andy Pandy. Cold hard facts, chaps. For today's match the air was cold, the pitch was hard, the match had to be cancelled as a result. Three facts, in fact.
And, whilst all this was going on, up pops Andy Pandy, after a couple of days total silence, which makes me wonder if he was just having a great big sulk, and starts having a "right toot", as my gran would have put it, about how he feels disappointed and let down that the club didn't sell its best players to cover its tax liability. It would seem, therefore, that Mr Lampwick must have put his foot down - and rather firmly, at that.
Quite rightly too, in my opinion. Selling some of our most promising assets at a deflated price, to clubs who were trying to act like vultures, knowing our financial position, would have simply delayed the next winding up petition anyway, and probably still with no viable potential owner on the scene.
It would also suggest that Andy Pandy or Baloo were prepared to sacrifice Pearce and Co's asset value now, rather than inject cash to cover the emergency. Given that the loss of three or four top players now, even forgetting any appreciation in their market value in the future, would bring down the price any potential buyer was willing to pay for the club as a whole, none of it makes sense commercially.
Unless, of course, a certain person is a bit pushed if it comes to finding the extra cash, which wouldn't necessarily surprise me, to be honest. the world of money lending, investment, or whatever, often runs on pieces of paper of the rpmisary and guarantee type, rather than the bits of paper I prefer, which have the Queen's head on them and an allegedly forger-proof load of other gubbins. That way you know that your bit of paper is worth the ten, twenty or even fifty quid is says on it.
So, is Mr C a bit cash-strapped right now? If he is, I think I would find that both funny and ironic, because he is fast running out of options now, if he doesn't want to lose a hefty chunk of what he claims he's owed by Pompey, by CSI, or by the neighbourhood tom cats, or whoever.
And, whilst I'll freely admit I could be wrong, I think that Andy Pandy's latest little public hissy-fit is a final attempt to bluff Lampwick and friends, except it's too late now. Yes, deals can be done in the loan window, with proper transfer agreements for the summer written in to them, but I hope Lampwick stands firm. No. No, No. That must be the message.
And then Andy and his friend will have some cold, hard facts of their own to face. There has been plenty of interest in the club, that much we know, but if Andy Pandy hadn't allowed Captain Nemo to muddy the waters, perhaps he would already have realised that the reason there haven't been any genuine takers is simple. And obvious.
The price being asked is too high. Probably much too high, given the fact that the western world as a whole, and not just this country, is in the middle of recession. Simple economics - and we have to assume that the Administrator has had more than just a basic grounding in that subject, say that it is a buyers' world right now, and likely to remain so for anything up to another four or five years.
So, if you want to sell, drop the price. If you don't want to drop the price, then find the money to keep the ship afloat until either the market improves, or you find someone with enough money to not have to care about turning a dodgy profit in the short term.
Face the facts, Andy and Baloo, and stop trying to beat Lampwick with threats of doom and gloom - he'll walk into another job anyway - and stop treating the fans like a bunch of village yokels. You may cost us our club in the short term, but if this does go to the wall, certain parties will be left with pockets a lot less deep than they would want.
Like I said - cold, hard facts. It's decision time boys - and it's your call.
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| Friday 4 February 2012 - 11.40 pm |
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| JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE ... |
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.. up pops a lady from the Administrators, UHY Hacker Young, and lets the world know that whilst she can't see any reason for this Saturday's home game not to go ahead, she can't comment on any matches after that.
She doesn't say so in as many words, but the main problems are likely to be the fact that the electricity bill is in arrears, and there are doubts over whether (a) the club is going to have any money to pay for the police presence, and (b) whether the club still owes money to Hampshire Constabulary for previous matches.
The electricity people probably won't be too much of a problem, as they'll be generating the power anyway, and at least if they keep the supply to Fratton Park going, there's a chance they'll get some cash eventually, but the police problem is another matter altogether. If the court doesn't unfreeze the club's accounts to enable them to cover the basic running costs, the guys charged with running the Hampshire force are going to be faced with a bit of a conundrum.
Do they go ahead and provide the manpower, with the distinct possibility that they may never see the money, or do they turn around and say they're unable to risk what it, after all, money from the public purse? Not an easy call to make, as on the one hand there's a certain amount of "community loyalty" to consider, whilst on the other hand, great though our support base is, there are more non-football fans (in the truest sense) in the area than there are regular attendees at Fratton Park, and even the "casual" fans won't balance out that equation.
Shame the Trust doesn't have any money, as this is one area where they could actually help, albeit in the short term. They could approach the police and offer to "donate" a suitable sum, in exchange for the police cover being provided for free, at least for now. And, as it would be a "donation" to an organisation other than either Pompey or CSI, the courts couldn't do anything about it.
But, the Trust hasn't got anywhere near enough in its coffers to cover that, so what's the alternative? Maybe a local business, or collection of businesses could offer enough money, via the Trust if necessary, to at least get one more home game played. Maybe even Chanrai or Gaydamak could put their hands in their pockets, as it won't be more than (say) £15,000 - being an evening game, there will be few visiting supporters in evidence, I suspect.
If any local businesses are interested, I'll donate a couple of hundred quid on behalf of my company, recession or no recession, and I'll stick in another £100 from my own piggy bank. Not that much, I know, but it would be a start, and there are still bigger companies out there who could offer more. Will the Trust act, though? I doubt it, as I'm still awaiting the call back I was promised by their spokesman nearly a week ago now.
Maybe enough local policemen will volunteer to work the shift for free, although that may create problems with the force's insurance company, especially if they sustain any sort of injuries on the night. Maybe the Council will offer help.Maybe Harry will discover a spare fifteen grand he'd forgotten he had, and send it down for old times' sake. Maybe a certain Russian gentleman will make an anonymous donation, from all that cash the Lithuanian government still haven't been able to trace.
Maybe pigs will fly ...
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| Thursday 2 February 2012 - 15.10 pm |
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| TIME IS RUNNING OUT, BUT WHY ARE WE JUST WAITING? |
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Who would want to be a Pompey fan, as the clock ticks ever louder, and the potential Oblivian Day comes ever nearer? Even the most die-hard among us could be excused for wishing that a lifetime of loyalty facing the prospect of coming to nothing is scant reward for our dedication, and if the club does go, many will simply not be interested in the Plan B Phoenix Club alternative. To me, that prospect is simply heart-breaking, and I'm afraid to say I don't think I have much left in my enthusiasm tank after all that has happened in the past weeks.
Call me a quitter, if you like, but at least I will quit, knowing that I've done at least everything that was in my power to help, little as that might be. I've sent e-mails to politicians, downloaded and printed off the poster from the News website, printing enough so that they are now in the windows of all my shops, my house, my staff's houses, my neighbours' houses, and a few more shops where either I, or one of my staff knows the owner.
I also contacted the News with a view to obtaining the poster artowrk in a larger (A3) size. They referred me to the football club, where the guy supposedly dealing with that was not in his office. I have now left three messages with reception for him to call back, and I know for a fact that he's been passed at least two of them, but, so far, no response. Wonderful, ain't it?
As for the Pompey's 12th Man site, you can see I've done my best to help there, with the link at the top of every page on this site, but I have to confess that I'm more than a little disappointed at the overall response - 4,201 people have registered, as of 07.45 this morning, and I know for a fact that at least 15 more have registered last night as a result of myself and my family using our Facebook pages to spread the word around to people who had no idea that the 12th Man "initiative" even existed.
Other people have also been using Facebook and Twitter, according to the stats on the site, but so far only a small proportion of those who have registered, and the 12th Man site doesn't contain an "active" suggestion that it might just be a good idea if more people tried that route to bring in more support.
So what is the Supporters Trust actually doing to publicise this, and other possibilities? The odd quote or three to the local press and other media, perhaps, but why not get out and about in the shopping centres, with placards and leaflets? Why not ask the News, as I did, about setting up a regular page in the paper, on which fans can add comments and support, and maybe even, if or when it ever comes to trying some fund raising, post a Roll of Honour every day, saying who has donated what, together with a running total? Not everyone uses the News website, by any means, and when it comes to the Pompey section, most of the posters are supporters who don't live within the News's circulation anyway.
Don't take that observation the wrong way, either, because I reckon the "exiles" have probably contributed a larger proportion of their numbers to supporting the 12th Man alternative than most of the fans living in and around Portsmouth itself. Whether I'm wrong on that, or not, that's only incidental anyway.
We know we have the loudest, and most passionate fans in the land, especially on match days, and there are Premiership teams who would love to have our away following, but when the Trust sets up a site that ostensibly seeks to demonstrate that fact, and only just over 4,000 people have so far registered, it could tend to make our claims look a bit hollow. If we can't get those numbers up - and quickly - the 12th Man site could actually end up doing the cause more harm than good, no matter how well intentioned the original idea may have been.
And no, I haven't actually given up yet. I've got lots of different e-mail accounts, so I may just "cheat" a bit, and register several more times this afternoon. I seriously doubt whether anyone running the site would be able to tell, or even care, in all probability. I've also got a few more e-mails I can send, including a circular to all my staff, urging any of them who haven't yet signed up to do so before the end of the day.
Sadly, though, I still think that the 12th Man site, even if 25,000 people registered on it, will have little ultimate effect on the fate of our club. That lies in other hands, some of which I don't think I would ever care to shake, but I have to cling on to hope, all the while there still is some - and I retain the more than sneaking suspicion that it will all finally come down to "who will blink first?" among the people who are currently playing with our heritage.
More on that subject a little later on ...
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| Thursday 2 February 2012 - 12.05 pm |
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| PENNY PINCHING PUBLICITY - OR NOT? |
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Portsmouth North MP grabs a parliamentary soundbite,
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It was all over in less than a minute, but Penny Mordaunt managed to get in a question to David Cameron, during Prime Minister's Questions in the House of Commons yesterday, and although his response was even more brief than Ms Mordaunt's query, at least it sounded supportive. The next question, of course, is "will it help Portsmouth Football Club, or was it just our Pen's push for popularity?"
Yes, Cameron "added his voice" to our MP's, in calling for the tax man to meet with PFC, but then we all know that the tax man has probably already had plenty of dialogue with those in charge at the Park, and HMRC are still smarting from the results of the CVA, when millions in tax revenue was written off, so we can almost certainly assume that any future response is likely to be brief, terse, and uncomfortably to the point.
Last time the Revenue were not the majority creditor, thanks largely to some very clever legal manipulations, whereas this time they are in a much stronger position. Some people have suggested that Balram Chanrai's debenture far outweighs what is owed in PAYE and other taxes, but they are overlooking one important fact - Chanrai's claim is against CSI, who are in Administration, whereas the tax claim is against Portsmouth Football Club, a separate legal entity. So that offers little comfort.
As a result, unless HMRC relents a little, which is very unlikely, the outstanding tax has to be paid, and rightly so. How and who pays it is another matter, which we can discuss til the cows come home, but we won't know until when, or if, it happens. Therefore, many might suggest that Penny Mordaunt's intervention was of little practical use, although we should be grateful for any moral support, especially if it's seen to come from the man who heads our government.
But there may just be another benefit to come out of the parliamentary exchange, brief as it was. PM's Questions, like much of the more significant parliamentary business, is broadcast, not just to the nation, but to most of the world, and what goes on in Westminster is followed closely by a whole lot of very rich and powerful people, many of whom may have been blissfully unaware that our historic club is actually up for sale.
Doubts have been cast as to whether Andy Pandy Andronikou and his friends at Seymour have been trying hard enough to find a new buyer, even suggesting that it is Chanrai who is approving, or blanking potential applicants. How much truth there is in that theory is open to debate, and there is little time for that discussion at present.
What is just possible, on the other hand, is that those few seconds in the metaphorical spotlight may have aroused some interest out there, perhaps in places none of us has even considered. It's a small chance - probably a very small chance, in fact - but I think we should not discount even the smallest of possibilities out of hand.
Maybe Penny was looking to raise her own profile, I don't know. Furthermore, I don't care. Our club is in no position to turn its nose up at anything which brings its plight to the attention of a wider audience, even if the publicity ultimately benefits someone else.
The fat lady hasn't sung yet, but the blonde lady has at least warbled, and we do still have our club, even though, if the worst comes to the worst, it may not be for much longer. But while there is still life, there is still hope, and things at Fratton Park have suddenly gone very quiet ...
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| Thursday 2 February 2012 - 9.05am |
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| IT'S ALL GONE QUIET OVER HERE ... |
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| Expected deadline dramas amount to little more than a nervous wait for the final bell |
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And then there was nothing - or almost nothing. Every dedicated Pompey fan spent yesterday on the edges of their seats, as the clock ticked all-too-slowly towards 11pm, with questions, rumours and anguish dominating every forum and internet thread, waiting in dread to hear what many expected would be a deciimation of what has become a more than promising Michael Appleton squad, But, when the curtain finally fell on the last act of the day, only Ryan Williams had departed the Park.
The Williams deal was reported early on yesterday, and it was quickly established that it was more than a rumour, although Pompey didn't finally confirm it as "done" until just before the deadline, and it later emerged that the fee agreed was much nearer to £400,000 than the half a million earlier mooted.
Relief this morning is widespread, although tempered by the continuing uncertainty and worry over Pompey's finances, as we await news as to whether the club's bank accounts have been unfrozen, so that staff and players can be paid. Also, there remains the spectre of the tax man, and a court date on 20 February that could bring the hammer crashing down on everything, and so the "doe we?", "don't we?" have viable new owners in the wings goes on.
Ryan Williams is a genuine talent, who will be missed at Pompey, although most would agree that the likes of Pearce, Halford and Henderson are a greater asset, at least in the shorter term, and the fact that they - and one or two others - remain Portsmouth players this morning comes as a great relief. All three stated yesterday, via various social media, that they weren't going anywhere, and their reluctance to leave may have played a large part in the final outcome.
However, there is also the possibility that clubs interested in other players would not match Pompey's valuation figures, and those figures, whatever they were, may well have been governed by a basic law of the land, to which even football is subject, namely that any business facing a winding up petition, with possible bankcruptcy on the other side, cannot sell off assets below market value, without its directors facing criminal proceedings for asset stripping.
The definition of "market value" can be open to interpretation, especially when it comes to football players, but one thing is for certain, in this situation nobody on the Portsmouth Board of Directors is going to take a chance of getting it wrong, so they may have erred on the side of caution and self-preservation, and thus refused to sell.
The other possibility is, of course, that there are indeed genuine bidders at, or close to, the table, that a real deal may be close to finalisation, and that welcome fund injections are therefore not too far away, even if, initially, they only come from Balram Chanrai, in order to keep the whole thing alive for him to ultimately take as much of his pound of flesh as possible. It may even be that there are no new owners close to the scene, and that Chanrai has finally realised that his only immediate alternative is to take back the club himself, in order to buy time for Andrew Andronikou - or anyone else, for that matter - to carry on looking.
If Chanrai agrees a price with Handy Andy, and the club reverts back to his ownership, it would take the Administrator right out of the equation and leave the way open for all sorts of potentially different deals to be done, but that is just speculation for now, as are the thoughts that Mr Lampwick and his fellow directors may have put their collective foot down at long last.
I don't expect any worthwhile answers any time soon, but one thing is certain - if any deal is to be done, there are now a little less than twenty days in which to finalise it, because the tax man, unless he gets his money, is not going to go away. And so, unfortunately, it's back to waiting ... |
| Wednesday 1 February 2012 - 9.15am |
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| TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY - AND MAYBE THE MOST IMPORTANT FEW HOURS IN OUR RECENT HISTORY ... TIME FOR SOME BRAVE DECISIONS, PERHAPS ... |
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Well, today's the day we've all been waiting for, and already the rumours are even more rife than usual. Andy Pandy (Andronikou) has apparently asked the powers-that-be if they could release some of the parachute payments from the Premier League, but, as I write, we have heard nothing to suggest that they will. Is there a precedent for this, I wonder, and, if not, might they see it as setting a dangerous one for the future?
Meantime, speculation continues that we will be forced to sell three of our most promising talents before the window closes tonight, and that Ryan Williams is as good as a Fulham player already, though how much of the reputed £500,000 fee that his transfer will bring the club will be paid "on the nail" is anyone's guess.
The tax man wants £1.6 million before 20 February, and selling Williams, Pearce, Ward - and possibly even Henderson - would cover that, as long as all the monies are paid over immediately, but then what about the next tax bill? And then there's the question of paying the players and other staff. Andy Pandy tells the world that it's just a matter of asking the court to free up the account, so presumably he's saying that there's enough in the pot to pay the wages, plus a few other smaller bills.
But then Andy has been handy in saying a lot of things that haven't proved to have any real substance, so should we believe him now? Possibly. Or maybe even probably, because if the court unfreezes the account, and people don't get paid as a result, young Mr Andronikou is going to look an even bigger plonker than Rodney Trotter, isn't he?
Aside from all that, Andy is also saying that the way forward lies in finding a new owner - as if we needed him, or anyone else to tell us that. Another statement from the Ministry Of The Bleeding Obvious, which I could have made, and for a lot less than Andronikou is being paid for supposedly sorting out this fiasco.
Back to the transfers question. On this one, Handy Andy is saying that he is "advising" the board of directors on player sales, but that he has no actual authority to compel them to do anything. Well, once again I think that most of us already knew that, but at least he's clarified that point to those who still had doubts. Although that's only the position in theory, isn't it, because, behind the scenes, who knows what other pressures he might be able to bring to bear on Lampwick and his co-directors.
I feel sorry for David, I really do. He's no great shakes with the media, and he doesn't have the personality to be an inspiring leader, which is why so many fans seem to be despairing of him, which I think is a bit harsh a judgement, because he has two things that are important right now: a reputation for integrity, and some powerful friends at both the FA and the Football League, not to mention the Premiership.
So, will he now dig his heels in and call the Chanrai bluff - or the Andronikou bluff, if you prefer, as most people suspect he is more or less Chanrai's hit-man, as his job is to get as much out of selling Pompey as he can, on behalf of the CSI creditors, of which Baloo is probably the largest, at least so far as we know?
Right at the moment, I wouldn't want to call it either way, but if Lampwick has finally had enough, he may just try to deliver a painful kick where it hurts, and whilst he still has the power to do it. After all, if Pompey go bust, or if the club passes to another dodgy owner, or even back to Chanrai, the likelihood is that Lampwick will be out of a job anyway. If he can in any way force Chanrai's hand, it could lead to a deal being agreed with a decent owner, or consortium, and they would probably want him to stay where he is, at least for the foreseeable future.
By tonight, we may have a slightly clearer picture, but I wouldn't put money on it. If Lampwick and Co manage to hang on to the players - or even most of them - it could signify that there really is a genuine hope of a decent owner for the club, but it could also mean that Chanrai has been forced to inject more cash, in order to buy more time.
Whatever happens, today could and should be the day for bold decisions - but I very much doubt it will be the day when we find out whether Pompey still has a future. That would be too simple, wouldn't it, and not at all in keeping with the circus that our club has been turned into yet again. All we can do is keep our fingers crossed, and keep the faith. |
| Tuesday 31 January 2012 - 11.15am |
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| IF NOT CALAMITY JOE, WHO WOULD BUY US - AND WHY? |
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| IS IT TIME TO START THE HOSTAGE NEGOTIATIONS NOW? |
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| IS THE FAITHFUL RETAINER TURNING ON HIS MASTERS? |
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